/* TEAM */
  Role: operator
  Site: ixonia.tech
  Location: Wisconsin
  Contact: the terminal knows how to reach us.

/* SITE */
  Standards: HTML5, CSS3, Canvas
  Software: soldering iron, caffeine, curiosity
  Components: shift registers, decoupling caps, bodge wire
  Tools: oscilloscope, logic analyzer, reflow oven
  Language: English, JavaScript, solder

/* NOTE */
  there is a terminal. you'll find it.
  every path leads deeper. no path leads out.
  the uptime is lying to you.
  the oscilloscope sees all.
  cosmic rays are not a valid excuse.
  if you got this far, try typing "help" into the void.